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Monday, May 18, 2015

Louis C.K. hates Israel and loves french pedophiles

Louis C.K. took the stage to do his "Saturday night live" monolog. Little did the crowd know that he was about to let the cat out of the bag.

I'm what seemed like an hour of kittens being killed with a ball peen hammer, Louis released a barrage of shocking revelations.

He began innocently enough, typical shocking Louis stuff. Then wham.

He admits to liking "mac Donalds" and his neighborhood french pedophile. Louis described in detail how he would go for rides with the man just to get a Big Mac.

Upon this revelation he admitted to hating Israel and Palestine because they smell different than Americans.

All of this can be seen on the Internet. Which means it is true.

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LOUIS CK LOVES MAC DONALDS AND REACH AROUNDS.

That's all for today.
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Friday, May 8, 2015

Assassination attempt on SHAQ unsuccessful - ESPN on the WarPath

An unknown assassin attempted to take out Basketball legend, Shaquille O'Neal.



As you can clearly see, Shaq was set up. Local authorities are NOT looking into the matter. Something about hundreds of unsolved homicides. and 1 rich dick doesn't matter.