Old Man dies after seeing picture of Estranged Wife.

Bob Robert "Billy" Williams, was full of life at the time of his death.

He had met a young woman online, and was living a virtual young mans life.

That was when it ALL went wrong. 

Allow us to tell you a little about innocent Billy Williams, before we kill him off in print.

He was a modest man, who lived within his means, and did NOT have allot of money.

His interest were model airplanes, hummingbird watching, and bingo at the local VFW.

He was an orphan and a small pox survivor. Along with holding several patents to outdated inventions, he enjoyed lawn darts. 

(After they were outlawed he bought ALL remaining darts, 

and owns the worlds ONLY lawn dart obstacle course. Johnny Knoxville was rumored to visit weekly. Of course there is no evidence to support these claims.) 

Years prior to any of this, ole Billy's wife had vanished. 

No note, no trace, nothing missing, she just vanished. He was investigated, and ultimately exonerated of any and all wrong doing. The poor guy spent the next 50 years, entirely alone and depressed. Outside of his lawn darts and bingo, he longed for his long lost wife. That's when he met Olivia on a popular online dating site. (We shall not name said site, lawsuits are getting expensive here for Slander, and false reporting.)

So, Billy befriends this young woman, and request a picture of her. 

He receives the following photo from the young lady.

Billy Collapsed dead immediately after seeing this photograph!!!

The Police later revealed that is his long lost wife on the left, 

and his grand daughter on the right.

This was their way of letting him know that she were alive, and he had a grand daughter. She had also sent a letter explaining her 50 year absence. Details have not been released.

(Yes, this is the America we all live in and love now.)

Billy's daughter, distraught, submitted this picture, via Instagram,  to show her grief.

(It is important to note that it WAS finals week.)

She changed her mind once she learned that Billy's patents had been generating millions, he had not know, and she was the sole heir. 

The estranged wife and grand daughter got the Funeral Bill.

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