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Friday, April 17, 2015

Jared Leto reveals his Kim Kardashian makeup

As we all know, Jared Leto cut his LOCKS OF LOVE, his JESUS JOB, his fucking hair! TO become the joker, in THE SUICIDE SQUAD. I thought this was a movie about Kurt Cobain and Robin Williams, but I was wrong. 

Leto posted a picture on SNAPCHAT 
(Whose 10 second viewing concept has been negated by pic stealing programs.)

JARED LETO
AS Kim Kardashian


Leto HIT THE MARK when dressing up like MEDIA CLOWN and DOUCHE BAG banger, Kim Kardashian, When asked in an interview, how it felt to play the MOST TALENTED and IMPORTANT alive, he simply replied, 
"Religious Experience."

No further words were heard from LETO, and he started rocking a baby doll, pinching his genitals with salad tongs, and skipping through a trash filled alley. People claim he is "Looking for inspiration" to be Kim even better than she can be Kim.

You know, pretending to be a parent, putting anything on your crotch to feel good, and walking amongst trash that thinks it is food.

BTW this is what LETO looked like before his transformation into a Kardashian.


YES Jared Leto IS Jesus of Nazareth, the band, HAIR OF THE DOG!

Article written by:
An Ape with a pension for poop throwing.

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